Jul 1, 2015

The Brownian-Motion

The Locomotion  - Grand Funk

With a little help from Grand Funk/Little Eva

The market’s been doin' a familiar dance now
(Come on baby, do the Brownian-Motion)
Traders really hate it, ‘cause they don’t have a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Brownian-Motion)

Never seen both long and shorts get squeezed
As fibi lines get shredded like they are Swiss cheese
So, come on, come on, and do the Brownian-Motion with me:

You've got to smash that VIX now     (Ooooh)
Come on     (Come on)
Spike up     (Spike up)
Pull back     (Pull back)
Oh yeah, I think you've got the knack !     (Woah, woah)

Now that you can do it, well let’s buy the Trains now
But check your emotion when you lose your gains, now
Algos find it easy ‘cause they’re in control
On very little volume till the market close
So, come on, come on, and do the Brownian-Motion with me

{insert sax solo here, or wacked-out guitar solo in Grand Funk cover}

Woah, woah
Churn around, then soar in a Brownian motion
(Come on baby, do the Brownian-Motion)
Break the Bollinger bands if’n you get the notion
There’s never been a trade that’s less easy to do
We’re in the tightest range since ‘52

So, come on, come on, and do the Brownian-Motion with me