Mar 19, 2015

Churn! Churn! Churn!

Watch everything churn, churn, churn
There is a reason, churn, churn, churn:
A complete lack of purpose under Yellen

A time to be short, a time for SPY
A time to spend, a time for cheap
A time for skill, a time to cheat
A time to crash, a time for LEAPS

Sell everything, churn, churn, churn
Don’t need a reason, churn, churn, churn
But leave time for repurchase before Yellen
A time to melt up, a time to break down
A time to advance, a time to abort
A time to castigate shorts
A time to gather loans together

Buy everything, churn, churn, churn
Change with each season, churn, churn, churn
There’s a time for every purchase under Yellen
A time of doves, a time of hawks
A time of whales, a time of sheep   
A time you may save face:
A time where every move’s retracing

{guitar break:  sparkling arpeggiated proto-jangle}

Don’t hedge a thing, churn, churn, churn
There is no reason, churn, churn, churn
The sine wave serpent, charmed by Yellen
A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to ascend, a time to plateau
A time for doves to hike a rate
For price discovery -- bears swear that it’s too late